Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
it was like eating out sand paper
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
