He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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