i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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