I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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