Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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