I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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You. Win. At. Life.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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