Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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