i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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