He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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