She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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