let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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