This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
there was a trapeze. enough said
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
they're like a gay fantastic four
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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