cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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