i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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