420 ftw
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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