How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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