Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
