I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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