Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I intend to get homeless drunk
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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