Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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