just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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