I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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