so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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