i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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