After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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