we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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