my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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