idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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