So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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