"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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