I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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