Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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