He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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