I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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