Will you blow on my dice?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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