Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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