I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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