don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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