There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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