we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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