I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
4 words: hood of his car
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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