We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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