do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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