ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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