We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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