Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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