vagina is talking i cant
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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