and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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