Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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