Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Randomize
